this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”


Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom


avoiding viruses on tumblr:



the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed