and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.
i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss. And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.
i met a guy named dave once