bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

worryings:

once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week 

disneymonde:

if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.

trippy-hippy-daydreaming:

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

That’s perfectly reasonable.